The Nurse.
So, walking on campus today, I saw a nursing student. She was wearing a t-shirt. On this shirt was printed: I (picture of a real heart) Nursing. Now, my first thought was that it was a clever shirt. However, immediately after that thought was something much more sinister. You see, yesterday I was volunteering at a nursery, not the plant kind, the baby kind. For I realized with just a different picture, that shirt could mean something completely different…. Which I have illustrated for you with my mad MicrosoftPaint skillz. Observe:
